09/14 - Formulated Friday!

Aaron Judge took the field tonight.

 

fork me, I didn't realize braves - nats was on mlb network

I'm such a stupid

 

Can confirm- open. Sent a message to my kiddos up in NC checking on them. Got a picture of Bojangles food in response.

 

It's a common thing sold under a variety of brands. I know what the OG is, whatever- but much like frozen biscuits, it's just a common thing you might see and I sometimes keep it on hand for convenience sake to go with my lunch. It's really not that weird. I pulled a pic off google cause you seemed mind blown why I had it in the freezer, that's just a common brand that makes frozen garlic breads and shit. Why this is such a big deal is bonkers to me.

I don't understand why he would be searching for secret ice cream in the first place- that's why it works. He has 0 reason to think, "Oh yeah, deep inside this box of frozen toast, she must be hiding Ben and Jerry's that I never saw her buy in the first place, cause I don't do the grocery shopping."

It's just a funny way I've hidden ice cream he doesn't even know exists in the first place. It's not a knock on his intelligence. It's just something amusing. I'm not sure why this is such an aggro issue here.

 

Ok I am going to work now...this guy said the treats are getting low...only a couple cases left

 

Yeah, but I'm pretending to feel amazing.

It'll work eventually. Must hike more miles this weekend.

 

Honestly erica has a massive sweet tooth and I don't so I think I need to incorporate this into my repertoire so when I do want chocolate...

 

I didn't even think to tell you

 

you're a horrible human being

 

story of my life man

when I was still in I'd go through both lines at the mess hall

 

Dad dat u?

I was looking right at it too while I was pitching a fit over the other MLB network channel having the Sox but not in my area

 

Er, apologies if I came off as overly aggresive. It was probably the New York "Texas Toast" that pissed me off.

I often open things in the fridge and/or freezer that I don't recognize. Sometimes, it's a nice surprise. But then, I drink and forget things.

 

Have had an ear infection for the past few days. Been looking like this all day:

 

That is a really upsetting gif for some reason.