09/17 - Tardy Tuesday

Prime time to start taking smoke breaks and just telling you that the bus was running slightly late.

 

Time to toss on a bikini, drag a lawn chair & a pitcher of margaritas out there and wait for him to die of embarrassment.

 

LOL. When my kiddo starting walking home from school I'd stalk him from the Ring Doorbell since I wasn't home when he got home.

Now he's vastly too far away to walk.

 

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

I think it's now labeled terrible parenting but when I was growing up it was just the way that it were.

 

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Same. I'm bringing it back y'all!!

 

You mean your mom was actually home when you got out of school and you weren't left to fend for yourself against two older sisters?

 

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Look if we were all good parents an entire generation of future therapists would have no clients to treat. Do you really want to be a part of murdering an industry of do-gooders from society?

Checkmate, atheists.

 

Exactly. Nothing like a little childhood trauma to spice up life. Keeps things interesting when you're an adult.

 

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@tricker

 

I told my kid a few years ago when he was approaching teenager hood that I have zero shame.

That if he really screws up I will go full on Stacey's Mom in front of his school every day when I pick him up. It'll be like I'm starring in a Whitesnake 1980s video with full on music, makeup, and inappropriate clothing.