09/23 - Wake Up, It's Wednesday

Shat 's why I 've always liked you , you worthless fucking chauffeur .

 

dude, only 5 spoilers?

 

Title: Research Survey Rating Faces - Pre-Screening Survey Required | Accept Requester: Face Perception Lab [A30EPZSFQGG86W] Contact TV: [Hrly=$23.66] [Pay=Generous] [Approval=~24 hrs] [Comm=Unrated] [Rej=0] [Blk=0] TO: [Pay=5.00] [Fast=5.00] [Comm=0.00] [Fair=0.00] [Reviews=3] [ToS=0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: 2.00 Duration: 15:00 Available: 1 Description: If you qualify after a pre-screening survey, participate in a research study on first impressions that involves rating faces on a personality trait. Qualifications: Not available from queue exports.

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.6.13​

 

Look, I'm not some kind of bored shiptoaster to use excessive spoilers just to mess with people.

 

I feel like I would be catching a lot more hits if that were the case.

 

Face Perception Lab [A30EPZSFQGG86W] Research Survey Rating Faces - Pre-Screening Survey Required - $2.00 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$19.51 / hour
00:06:09 / completion time

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Pros:
Easy face rating on specific trait

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: 2 seconds ago)
Qualifications: Age - 55 or Older EqualTo 1; Location In CA, GB, US; HIT approval rate (%) > 95;

To read Face Perception Lab's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Why is Adam holding Alan's coffee?

 

Hillary Shulman [A39CCPF5DPRWIA] Evaluating the efficacy of health information(~ 20 minutes) - $2.00 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$42.60 / hour
00:02:49 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 1000; HIT approval rate (%) >= 98; Exc: [224985111-245518] DoesNotExist ; Location In US;

To read Hillary Shulman's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Good Night Everyone.

 

Since it's kinda slow right now, wanted to take this opportunity to just say that sorry for my even lower than usual quality shiptoasting lately, folks. Just been kicked in the balls by life from every angle lately, so I'm in a bit of a chaotic state at the moment. Super appreciate y'all tolerating it and not just outright telling me to gtfo.

 

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Title: Find the homepage URL for a Restaurant. | PANDA Requester: NewGregg [A3W0AYFYLP1OIS] (Req TV): $8.73/hr/hr (TO): [Pay: N/A] [Fair: N/A] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: N/A] Description: Find the homepage URL for a Restaurant Time: 5 minutes(s) HITs Available: 9 Reward: $0.10 Qualifications: FIND_URL DoesNotExist ;

NewGregg who dis?

 

I tried that "Andres Karjus" hit for $6 and was trying to complete it but 50 minutes in my partner disconnected. I continued along as far as I could then submitted the hit right before it expired with my worker ID. It was instantly rejected, they claimed I could find a partial compensation hit but I haven't been able to. I would suggest skipping it if you come across it, not worth it even if it does pay.

 

I made sushi today. It was ok. Got seaweed tortilla wrap things with my last walmart order. I didn't have one of those bamboo rollers so I used parchment paper. It was the same process as using a dollar bill to make rolling wacky and/or nonwacky terbaccy cigarritos easier.

The inside out ones didn't turn out great though. The ones with the rice on the outside. My knife was too dull and it kinda just smeared it. Unfortunate. Oh well.

Next up on the dan-making-burrito-shaped-things-that-aren't-burritos-world-tour will be cannolis.

 

ESClabs [A1U8RL0GPUGR86] Response to communication types / $0.50 - 5 mins - $0.50 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$23.68 / hour
00:01:16 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications: Location EqualTo US;

To read ESClabs's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

going to try to make $100 on mturk today. like it's 2019. already made $60 so maybe. I hope you guys made some $$$ today.

 

On a similar note, don't leave cannelloni off the list!
(I'll be a little disappointed if someone doesn't add a 'Can't we have both?' to this.)