11/06 - Totally Tubular Tuesday!

I think it was just that they REFUSED to call it sewing, and dudes in his unit Grinched that sewing was for chicks while meding/paring was for manly men. Matt just found that irritating when he was sewing his own pants back together and it was clearly also still sewing.

 

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Chicks I met at uni who had no money were much more interesting than the daddy's girls who were flush.

 

You just need to make sure you pay attention to the crazy / hot scale.

 

/me evaluates her relationship


I think I'm the sugar daddy until she graduates

 

Can I just have a sugar buddy? Like, I'll keep working, say hi to them occasionally and they toss a couple hundred my way?

 

you know how this works right. she graduates and your financial commitment stays the same. meanwhile, she gets like new shoes and clothes all the time, the new fancy car, has lunch with coworkers at some crazy expensive sushi place twice a week, etc. etc.

 

Yeah, but we both know Matty boy is a full time job all in his own, so you're probably still winning here I deserve a raise for not smothering him to death with a pillow when he was Grinching I didn't "clean between his toes effectively enough," and "did I want his feet to rot off?!"

I mean, MY LIFE OF EATING BON BONS AND WATCHING MY STORIES IS SO TIRING!

 

This sounds the opposite of Lefty's lady

 

new shoes

 

Looool. Thankfully Erica isn't into all that sort of stuff. She's very very jealous of the traveling I've done and that's probably where her money will go haha

 

You know you're welcome to be my sister wife!

 

I'm not cleaning toes tho.

 

thankfully! hmmph.

jk. love you.

 

Listen, as the second sister wife, you get the worst chores until we find a third.

That's how it works!

 

Love you boo but the moment the convo goes Prada I'm all

 

Do you think I'm THAT much of a basic Grinch?! PRADA? FUCKING PRADA? WHAT AM I? EVERY MIDDLE CLASS GIRL FROM THE SOUTH SHORE ON HER 16TH BIRTHDAY? WHAT'S NEXT? GONNA SUGGEST I GET A COACH PURSE?!

DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME ANYMORE!?



I'm...sort of kidding here. But by sort of, I mean not really.