11/07 - Waning Wednesday!

Title: Factory game - psychological study [ $ | $ ] PANDA
Requester: Affective Brain Lab [A260FO8KIPYEK6]
TurkerView: [ $12.62 / hour ]
Description: You will be visiting factories and guessing what each factory produces. 30-35 min, $3.5 + bonus
Duration: 03:00:00
Available: 0
Reward: $3.50
Qualifications:

• Location EqualTo US,

[3D00S7P7YGK4SLFKRHJ4JDDO1TZZEE]​

 

I definitely can't turk without having a cup of coffee before...

 

This is the blaps requester right?

@ThisPoorGuy

 

Amodio Lab [A7VGHE7GE1WMQ] Make some trait impressions about people (~6 min) - $0.60 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$18.95 / hour
00:01:54 / completion time

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Cons:

Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 95; Total approved HITs > 50; Location EqualTo US;

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New Requester Profile!

Project SnapCoach [AYCVV1IB08CZM] You Qualified! Help us find funny and uplifting meme’s and video’s-earn $5 - $5.00 | PANDA

Good

Unrated

Unrated

$20.00 / hour
00:15:00 / completion time

Pros:

Cons:
wholly misrepresents how long this will take, you need to find over 30 various images/gifs/videos

Qualifications: Eligible EqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) >= 97; Location EqualTo US;

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Same.

 

I'm glad I didn't start today until after I got a coffee! I'm already starting to feel better. I definitely shouldn't skip my morning coffee.

 

Sara Maus [A34HCOFW5G5FA9] Answer a survey about your opinions on skincare products pricing - $0.25 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$15.52 / hour
00:00:58 / completion time

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Cons:

Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 80;

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Yeah. I won't skip it ever again. I'll just make one now. Fuck lunch.

 

New Requester Profile!

Thi Avra [AB0LSN41IZANJ] Website experience feedback - $1.00 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$24.00 / hour
00:02:30 / completion time

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Cons:

Qualifications: US High School Graduate EqualTo 1;

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Thi Avra [AB0LSN41IZANJ] Website experience feedback - $1.00 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$13.14 / hour
00:04:34 / completion time

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Qualifications: US High School Graduate EqualTo 1;

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Title: 18-25? Answer these 2 questions to see if you are eligible for a $5 survey where you'll provide us funny and uplifting meme's [ $ | $ ] PANDA
Requester: Project SnapCoach [AYCVV1IB08CZM]
TurkerView: [ $20.00 / hour ]
Description: Simply answer this 2 question pre-qualifying survey, then we’ll contact you if you qualify to take our $5 survey, where you will provide memes you like and tell us about using snapchat-all used to develop a behavioral health program for others your age.
Duration: 00:10:00
Available: 1
Reward: $0.00
Qualifications:

• Gender - Male EqualTo 1, [ Request | How to Use ]
• Age - 18 - 25 EqualTo 1, [ Request | How to Use ]
• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 97,
• Location EqualTo US,

[38464Y8J4X3R0EJ8BGGV5MLJ9Z8V42]​

 

Title: Bubble Charts on Mobile Phones [ $ | $ ] PANDA
Requester: MSRRedmond Labs [A1X1IORYLDFA50]
TurkerView: [ $13.52 / hour ]
Description: Answer multiple-choice questions about 13 statistical charts on your mobile phone.
Duration: 00:30:00
Available: 0
Reward: $2.50
Qualifications:

• Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 5000,
• Masters Exists [ Request | How to Use ]
• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 99,
• Location EqualTo US,

[3U58B6YJ5W6Z39TXSQJARGQKF4J8N6]​

 

Well, I'm a girl, and even tho I play fantasy football, Matt's friends still assume I'm a stupid girl who wouldn't know these kinds of things. They talk football with him for some inane reason, and he just repeats whatever I've recently said.

My brain basically had to reboot itself while I processed that information and then I shrieked a few times while this guy's gf looked very confused why I was so excited. I pulled out my fantasy lineup and gestured at it enthusiastically a few times, still unable to properly form human words, since I love me some Cooper Kupp. New plan: make sure dirtbike bro marries his current gf, make sure they invite cousin, go to wedding solely to meet cousin. That will work, right?

 

Jonathan Bogard [A3CFAYHKV2LH11] Brief study about decision making: Tell us your thoughts!(~ 5 minutes) - $0.50 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$8.57 / hour
00:03:30 / completion time

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Cons:

Qualifications: Total approved HITs <= 500000; Total approved HITs >= 100; Exc: [-1115666227-111869] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 95; Location In US;

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TekIQ, Inc. [A3GE3N99LKVQ6O] Record and upload a list of words and sentences. (WARNING: This HIT may contain adult content. Worker discretion is advised.) - $0.85 | PANDA

Good

Unrated

Unrated

$16.91 / hour
00:03:01 / completion time

Pros:
Pretty cool, because you can say a bunch of naughty words. An opportunity to let off steam with a hearty "cocksucker." Everything is in the mturk frame. It's an easy to use system. Way better than ACME HITs.

Cons:
Probably shouldn't do this at work or around small children. A warning about rejection if your files become corrupted during upload - however you have an opportunity to press a button to save all your recordings as a zip in case this happens - so rejection can be reversed.

Qualifications: Location EqualTo US; Adult Content Qualification EqualTo 1;

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I mean, she did move across the country to live with him after they dated for less than 6 months long distance (having seen each other for about 2 weeks total in this time) and she did just quit her job entirely to "rediscover herself," soooo, I think I can make it work!

I mean, sure, is it a dumpster fire waiting to happen? YES. Has everyone been very confused and waving red flags? Oh yes. Am I all about the marital bliss now? Maybe. Who cares about knowing someone! Just do it! It'll be so great!