11/17 - Factoring in Friday!

If anyone wants a new font, this just released as open-source.

Maybe @ChrisTurk can experiment with it as the Code font:

https://ibm.github.io/type/

 

I am still trying to finish this tattoo on my penis, it's my first name and I ran out of space to put the 3rd and final letter

 

I wanted to steal a joke from @Polar Bear;

Here is an old photo of me and @Melting Glacier

Spoiler: pic

 

"Rod"

 

Ear plugs would be more effective. He’s not a huge fan of string but man, he loves chasing ear plugs and pouncing on them. He thinks he’s a real tough little hunter.

I wonder what would happen if I dangled them from the ceiling?

 

Odd looks from your boyfriend

 

Bob was going out with Wendy and he loved her so much that he wanted to get her name tattooed on his penis. When it was erect it spelled "Wendy" but when limp it said "W Y" After their wedding day they went to Jamaica for their honeymoon.

One day they went to the beach and Bob went to the public restroom. In the urinal next to him was this big Jamaican man. Bob looked over the urinal and noticed the letters "W Y" on the Jamaican's penis and he asked him, "Your girlfriend's name must be Wendy too?"

The big Jamaican man looked at him and said, "No, man, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica, man have a nice day!'"

 

Put them on a ceiling fan

 

if you put your face between those and blow real hard, it can be a vibraphone

 

I thought I was the only person who still told that?

 

woo
Today's Projected Earnings: $76.74 + Bonuses: $6.10 = $82.84

 

Rod like in Serling
like the science-fiction writer
butt my pants are a little tighter
but instead of twilight zone
you can call me the bone zone

 

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Only almost half a million of these...

 

Finally failing a 1.00. Can't believe this is the first one I've had that was terrible. 4:39 is a joke.

 

Can't get a 1.00 at all. Many 0.87 ones. Had to fail a suturing one, it was a hot mess.

 

The most hilarious TO review I've ever seen. Third one down...

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