11/18 - Salient Saturday!

Yuck it up at my plentiful and annoying food allergies folks. Yuck. it. up.

 

You're the final form of a gluten allergy. We're like 3 years from that fad diet and you have a whole bunch of new "lipid protein free" options.

 

HEY NOW. I can eat gluten, and bacon, and steak.

I can live happy.

 

only because I cherish you do I tease. <3

 

Wattin that a movie called Candy Man?

 

What else is there? Wrap a steak in bacon and stuff it in some bread. Boom. Dinner.

 

I know I know bb. Meanwhile, here at home, Matt keeps telling me how fat I am,and telling me how he never would have married a fat Grinch like me, while sitting on the chaise lounge like 5 feet from me drinking PBR. He has also opened all the windows even though it is 44 degrees out and we don't have working heat right now.



I might need an alibi soon folks. Kidding, mostly.

 

Guys, I'm a sinner.... I do not... repeat... do not like bacon... >.<



(the gif isn't relevant, but it made me desire to watch some old '90s tv shows again).

I know what I'll be doing tonight

 

More bacon for me bb!

 

Man, I used to think you were cool.
@ChrisTurk

 

whoa whoa... what? I must have missed much in my slight turking absence... Matt, matt?

My lady, the only person who has a right, or should have any importance to say anything about your character or your body, is you. I don't care if you love them, family or SO. I think I'm in a state of shock at hearing this. -_-.

Just bought a house and I move in on Dec 1st. We have a beautiful large finished basement with its own bathroom. I will make you breakfast eeeeeerday ^_^

 

That guy needs a good ass whoopin'

 

I love COOKING bacon... idk why, maybe i'm weirder than I have always realized... but I can't do the taste.

 

It's time to pour the chili sauce down his gullet.

 

@Rycros

 

*leaves to go make food and comes back*

*sees closed qual hits in queue*



Sigh I guess that I'll do them.

 

Agree, pork bacon is gross. Turkey bacon is good

 

He's the only reason I cook the stuff I do, I'm kind of a terrible excuse of a wife, but I try to make stuff he likes