11/20 - Monkey Monday

It's like that Alanis Morissette song about irony or something.

 

I'm sorry, I stopped reading your post at "Amaretto" ...



It will always be the taste of Christmas to me. My dad only ever drank socially, but because of his Italian mom and grandparents he always had a small glass Amaretto on Christmas morning. And starting when I was probably 12, he'd give me a little shot glass of it to sip. <3<3<3

 

And isn't it ironic, don't ya think? That I keep finding solar panels when they want me to find poooooools

Something something 5000 spoons when all you need is a forkkkkk

 

Prolly cause it's in cache - change your DNS to 208.67.222.222 / 208.67.220.220

 

Title: Teach Robots to Understand English: Part 1 (Total Time ~40min) | PANDA Requester: Cornell LIC [AHM8H0VQDWMXA] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 2.75] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: 5.00] [Fast: 4.50] Description: You will write natural language instructions for a robot in a 3D house environment. Time: 3 hours HITs Available: 2 Reward: $4.50 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 98; Qualification for Robot Language Understanding Task is 100; Location is one of: CA, US;

Please do these. I don't like these but I need you to do these so that my uber closed qual has more work for me. k thx

 

you haven't had mine. The door would crush it because it isn't hard or dry at all

I may use you as an excuse to make another batch at christmas... the recipe makes 2 loaves, but hubby and I have no business eating that much...I wonder how much it would be to ship it....you are skipping secret santa this year...hmmmm.

It's like 5000 breleigs, when all you need is a SAMS

 

Title: Teach Robots to Understand English (Total Time ~10min) | PANDA Requester: Cornell LIC [AHM8H0VQDWMXA] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 2.75] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: 5.00] [Fast: 4.50] Description: You are presented with a task described in English and you have to control a robot to do it, in a 3D house. Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 98; Qualification for Robot Language Understanding Task has not been granted; Location is one of: CA, US;

QUAL HIT

Please do these. I want more work. k thx

 

I'll see what I can do. Don't reject my shiz or I'll join the anti-RA reddit army.

 

@LLL

You would prob like these. The pay is good but it is writing.

 

Can I just get a fruit-less amaretto cake please?

Thanks, love Bird.

 

do you have the www panda? I don't have a way to set up catchers on worker yet

 

just paste the link into PC

 

How do I do a spoiler on here to NSFW something?

 

I would like to be here during a break in to try out my new Mossberg shotgun

 

oh btw this is the hit that you are creating work for.

Title: Control A Robot to Follow English Instructions (Total Time 30min) | PANDA Requester: Cornell LIC [AHM8H0VQDWMXA] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 2.75] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: 5.00] [Fast: 4.50] Description: You will control a robot in a 3D house environments to follow English instructions written by fellow Turkers. Time: 8 hours HITs Available: 2 Reward: $2.75 Qualifications: Can Give Trajectory Data is 100; Qualification for Robot Language Understanding Task has been granted;

tfw he doesn't call it Robot Masters anymore.

 

lol good idea. I just clicked on it and went to grab the GID from the link, and when their aren't hits available it takes it away from you.

I feel like they don't actually like us using scripts, even though they say it's kosher now lol

 

Anybody using the Worker dark theme - did it stop working for you?

 

Thanks, i'll check them out after I finish this Mad Lab.

 

@Dave walks into the kitchen and sees my new roaster oven
Dave: Where did this come from
me: Is this a trick question - doesn't everything come from Amazon
of course now mister doesn't like change is sitting here droning on about how the pilgrims didn't have roaster ovens and I'm like I'm pretty sure they didn't have gas stoves, microwaves and football either

 

Nevermind, figured it out. Will be pushing an update out in a few minutes. Seems like MTurk made a change and going to separate pages of HITs nullify the theme.