11/20 - Monkey Monday

You're just stocking up for the winter.

 

React.js, why don't you like my button adding??? Oh well, chicken grilling time!

 

I said 4 not 40!

 

The key is to drop beer in favor of liquor, which is more calorie efficient.

 

Title: $1.50 bonus for completing a 2-part online group interaction study | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Lab for Social Research [AUIV2U68T1REV] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.20] [Fast: 4.50] [Comm: 3.60] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 34] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: $0.24/hr] [Pen: 2.00 days] [Res: 100% of 1] [Rec: 100% of 1] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $1.00 Duration: 336 hours Available: 1 Description: Receive a bonus of $1.50 for fully completing a 2-part study! Complete a short survey (p> Requirements: Previously___Participated DoesNotExist ; Qualification_08 LessThanOrEqualTo 3; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90; Location EqualTo US;

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Are C-SATS Mad at us?

 

DO NOT SEARCH GIPHY FOR "are you sick?"

 

Seltzer water, vodka and lime mmm.

 

That Ninja Turtle one is solid.

 

SAME. I have tasty AF seltzers, add some vodka, add a small splash of juice. Bing bang tasty!

 

I gained 4 lbs since breakfest

 

Oh yay I haven't played this game with lefty in a while!

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NOOOOOO

 

Unless you mix it with something full of sugar. That's why I buy flavored vodka and mix it with soda or buy gin and mix it with tonic.

On the flip side, you can run a whole bunch and eat or drink w/e you want. 10 miles a week will keep you pretty skinny.

 

Title: Rate the skill of a surgeon shown on a video clip | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: C-SATS, Inc [A15ZSKX8TUCGEU] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.08] [Fast: 4.63] [Comm: 4.00] [Fair: 4.21] [Reviews: 89] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: --/hr] [Pen: -- days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: -- of 0] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $1.12 Duration: 45 minutes Available: 4 Description: This is a research study where you watch a video clip of a surgical procedure (no patient or surgeon identification is shown) and rate the skill level of the surgeon. (undefined) Requirements: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; C-SATS Block DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95;

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I have summoned them (C-SATS)

 

And I caught none of them!

 

Vincent had two dogs that always fought.
He called the Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan to sort out their problems.
Caesar said Vincent was the problem.
He had Vincent assert his dominance.
Vincent asserted his dominance right into Caesar's butt.

 

I'm assuming you meant diet tonic water here.. otherwise, bad news friendo.