11/20 - Monkey Monday

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  1. Girl Polar Bear

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    SORRY!
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    You can't outrun a shitty diet.

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    As a former bartender, and shot girl, I just open my jaw like a snake and dump the tequila straight in.
     
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  4. Ballistic406

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    True. But the point still stands that you can't "eat and drink whatever you want" and make it all better with 10 miles. I just used the 20 beers number to show how easy it is to take in extra calories.
     
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    That's exactly what I use to cool my PC. Smells like fried pickles in here.


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    Me: I'm gonna be so healthy this week

    Me at the store; Ohhh, cupcakes!
     
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    Yea, wtf, I thought the idle players were supposed to be kicked after 45 secs
     
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    Wait, not sorry. That is not my name. YES, BAN HIM!
     
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    Nah, I'm okay. I have made a lot of martinis. It's just personal preference. I like mine with very little vermouth and heavy on the olives and olive juice... but I'm trashy like that. That's just who I am.

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    True story.

    Overworking yourself can also increase circulating cortisol levels, which definitely won't affect your body composition in a way you'd like.
     
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    Straight from the bottle, baby.
     
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    Did you know that someone is still opening daily threads on MTG?
     
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    Shhhh bb, let Birdie feed you cupcakes and liquor.

    Mind you, I've lost 6 pounds now since moving out west, so I dedicate at least 6 minutes a day to dancing in front of my mirror while blasting Rod Stewart and air humping.

     
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    When I finish my Javascript for Turkers course, I'll let you into my affiliate program.
     
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    It's finally getting cold here. My favorite time of year, because:

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