11/21 - Warmer Wednesday!

You would have bagged funniest post of the week, really iced it

 

Perhaps we'll wait for the ball to drop another time.

 

Matt has a co-worker who, even after a year, cannot speak words to me from sheer anxiety around women. I had Matt invite him in from work to have some lasagna, cause he looks too hungry for my taste, and he still cannot say words in front of me.

Me: Dan, if you're not gonna say hello, you're gonna have to eat outside with the dogs, dude!

Dan: silently sits on my porch

Me: I WAS JOKING, come sit down!

I mean, still would be nice if he could muster up a hello after a full year of being in and out of my house, but I'm not gonna starve his skinny ass either.

 

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You are going to drive him to his boiling point.

 

Sounds like a partea

 

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I accidentally refreshed. Tom just looks like a turkey butt now.

 

I hope so, but don't want to hype it prematurely.

 

what happened to the turkey

 

He turned into a cooked bunny butt

 

CT escalated from fraud to murder

 

Oh. It IS a bunny butt...

 

Damn it who leaked my nudes?

 

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Wella color paints just came out in like May. They sell them at Sally’s. Didn’t stain my tub at all (Joico only slightly does). I couldn’t afford the Joico last time, so I tried the Wella. It definitely washes out faster, but I also don’t know if that’s because my hair hasn’t been stained this color enough.

 

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