12/07 - Simplistic Saturday!

Sorry. Occupational hazard of being a parent. lol

 

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Hey Chris hows it going today hope You have a . . .

 

What..... is that?

 

I don't think I could do it. When I was a teenager we had to stop my uncles car on the side of the highway cause my cousin spit up in her car seat. It looked to much like puke and it made me sick...

 

You can. Real talk, You find things inside yourself you didn't know were there as a parent. Every. Single. Day

 

It never gets better. My kid is 10 and once or twice a month she gets off the school bus holding a jacket or a backpack full of puke cause she gets car sick. Kids are just gross, and by the time they're not it isn't relevant anymore cause they're out of the house. lol

 

THIS. You will never be prepared for a child, but once that baby is in your life, you somehow get your shit together enough to raise this tiny sound factory into a functioning adult. It's an astounding process.

 

Fixed

 

You make it sound so easy in way haha... Maybe a little bit like dying on the inside slowly but ya know.

 

Or you don't and just hop on an internet forum to every once in a while

 

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This sounds so inspirational.
But in truth it means you go from omg, ewww vomit to well at least it is on my clothes instead of the carpet.

 

The vents

 

It's most definitely not easy, but it is the most rewarding work you will EVER do. You will never know just how proud you can be of another living person until you're a parent.

This is perfect coping 101, so you're doing it right! lol

 

This resonates in ways that are so terrible.

Went to Lowes the other day and grabbed an industrial roll of that construction paper stuff.. "you remodelin'?" they asked.. nope, just creating safe walking paths from the recliner to the changing table.

 

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now Im falling asleep lol i do love this tho