12/19 - Thrifty Thursday!

No that's the one from last year.. was planning on futzing w/ this years tonight so please get out MA BRAIN thanks

 

https://www.bestproducts.com/parent...2qclfhmsXyjpZyg2gUooAnk70w259lAb1TcGImDFgR-1M

 

Why don't we have a friendly 'slap in the face' emoticon to use for people we like and admire? ( :

 

Whatevs. I love my kitchenaid. I'm only sad it isn't bigger.

 

We have like 50 boxes of medical gloves.. I have yet to change a poopy diaper w/o 'em

 

there's some really stupid products on the market that serve no practical purpose over otherwise perfectly fine alternatives

 

LMAO!

I never had to worry as I had the boobs so mine was always perfect temp.

But everyone who took care of kiddo had to worry about heating up the mommy juice fast enough and to the "right" temp in time for Kiddo not to melt down. My youngest was not patient for food. He still gets massively hangry.

And I can't remember the kids before him that I took care of but didn't have the feeding boobs. Oldest is 27. Can't remember now if she was an ass about waiting for food, lol.

 

My wife right now "why do you need one of these just run it under hot water"

WOMAN YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MY PAINNNNN

 

Yep, he is not giving crummy advice, I loaf my kitchenaid. For so long I thought I was too good for a mixer because I liked handmixing stuff, but now I'm old and type a lot and my hands want to fall off, and rediscovering it has been a godsend.

 

I like your wife. Smart woman. Run it under hot water.

I mean for real, if the kid is hungry enough they'll eat cold formula.

 

Sometimes I love you so much it hurts. lmfao. This doesn't surprise me. how many poopy thing have you thrown away?

There really are. It gets a bit insane sometimes.

 

I love the dough hook on my kitchenaid. I like to knead dough by hand honestly. But sometimes I don't have time for that. I used to never buy bread, I made all of kiddo's bread from scratch.

what the hell has happened to my life? Why don't I do that anymore?

 

JUST FINISHED HEARING THIS SPEECH WHEN I TOLD HER I WAS MAKING FUN OF HER HERE IM REAL CLOSE TO BANNING YOU LOL

 

https://www.mother.ly/news/device-allows-dads-to-breastfeed

Problem solved.

 

You guys would be jealous of the mixer we have at my work.

My guess is it's from some time around world war 2 era and it's gigantic as heck

 

Heh. Have you had your first blowout yet? Where the butt crack is basically a poop chute that sends it all the way up into their hair and ears?

Those are super fun.

 

Zero. Poop time is a full quarantine zone. Nothing in the vicinity that cannot be immediately discarded.

 

I thought "blowout" said something different, and reading this entire post was a really fucked up experience.

 

Well then tell her to quit texting me what she wants me to reiterate so you get through your thick skull the RIGHT way to do things!

(kidding. I'm getting banned now, aren't I?)