12/31 - So it's One More Day Sunday!

"It is better to be feared than to be loved."

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prince

 

Dogs would have existed largely on human scat, which is very rich and nutritious on a pre-Western meat diet.

 

Machiavellianism in psychology refers to a personality trait which sees a person so focused on their own interests they will manipulate, deceive, and exploit others to achieve their goals. Machiavellianism is one of the traits in what is called the 'Dark Triad', the other two being narcissism and psychopathy.Jan 8, 2015

 

That was definitely me from about 24 to 31. Kinda weird though because I didn't like gin or bitter beers until I was 30.

 

“The answer is that one would like to be both the one and the other; but because it is difficult to combine them, it is far safer to be feared than loved if you cannot be both.”

 

I have an unhealthy attraction to that type of dude. This is why you’re on my list for husband #3 wink.

 

So what does it mean if I am here drinking G&T, chewing Copey snuff, and will have my morning coffee how I like my women: hot, black, and bitter?

Spoiler

Where is my commercial empire or Romanian Despotism?

Spoiler

 

I like for men to fear how much they love me.

 

Whatever you say ex-wife #2.

 

Novice.

 

I figure you’ve matured enough that we could knock out a decade or so before we try and off each other.

 

People are accustomed to being motivated by the stick, but in the absence of any particular crisis, are generally terrible at choosing a direction and working towards it.

Peace and love don't get the juices flowing for most people.

 

I'm only 33. Give me 15 years and I'll be up to 3 or 4.

 

Ex = extra.

 

Just to let you know...

 

I live on the border, so it's not impossible I could have a family over there too.

 

Yes, that is true. Reminds me of a quote by C.S. Lewis:

God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: it is His megaphone to rouse a deaf world.

 

I plan for at least one of my husbands to die tragically and prematurely.

I mean, I’m 60% sure that will be Matt because of all his dangerous hobbies.

Prenups are chill. I’m just in it for the companionship and uh, other stuff.