12/31 - The Last Monday

Yes, but remember people who drink water get cancer and people who breath air get cancer, so according to California both water and air cause cancer and should be avoided when possible as they cannot be properly labeled.

 

They put it on a happy sign too. Uggg.

 

I had an anti-vaxxer at the bar a few weeks ago try to explain to me how fluoride in water causes late stage autism. I was thoroughly intrigued in her level of craziness. It was fascinating. We never made it to the topic of flat earth though, or chem-trails sadly.

 

Some people just want to speed-run through life.

 

Some days I wish I could quicksave and jump into lava. Maybe come back to the game of life another year when I'm in the mood.

 

Save scumming is OP.

 

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Good Morning

 

That is a lot of creamer

Rough night?

 

This is by far the hardest resolution to keep.

 

My age change gets me more but yeah the year is a hard one too

 

most nights are and I have two bottles of baileys in my fridge so @ThisPoorGuy can keep his

 

I just tell people mid-30s since I'm never 100% sure when I get asked out of the blue.

 

I'm in the "just old" category now and when I say it people don't press with "yeah but like what number"

 

"more than 4" is almost always correct to any numerical question.

 

This must be my magic year then ...double 4's

 

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