7/20 - Monday Twenty Twenty

Acme Data Collection [A3A1AJ4RPLTOLY] Make 20 short recordings (20200720_ES - $1.50 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$24.32 / hour
00:03:42 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Very Low (HIT Last Seen: 77 minutes ago)
Qualifications: Location EqualTo US;

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seeinghuman [A1KZNKVSTYN1AX] Categorizing Faces (~5 min) - $0.60 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$14.50 / hour
00:02:29 / completion time

Rejected!
Requester Feedback: Gave the same response for all 90 stimuli.​

Pros:

Cons:
Gave honest answer to each one, guess they didn't like my choices.

Catchability: Impossible (HIT Last Seen: 25 hours ago)
Qualifications: Location In CA, US; HIT approval rate (%) >= 99;

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Hey Shailene Woodley claims sun tanning your vag is good for your health, no really not a joke.

 

PickFu [AI2HRFAYYSAW7] Take a 1-question survey (US-based, Basic Body Care, Female, 55-64, 45-54, 35-44, 25-34) - $0.10 | PANDA

Low

Unrated

Unrated

$5.90 / hour
00:01:01 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications: Cosmetics Body Care In 1; PickFu NDA EqualTo 1; Gender In 2; Age Range In 3, 4, 5, 6; Location EqualTo US;

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Dr. Michael Gill [ANB9F7DIVKQVD] James the Boss - $0.75 | PANDA

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$8.44 / hour
00:05:20 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: 42 seconds ago)
Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 95; Location EqualTo US;

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KM Research [A2DL78FOFWAT0P] Answer questions about everyday decisions - $0.50 | PANDA

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$8.96 / hour
00:03:21 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 12 minutes ago)
Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 90;

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Title: A Short Survey on Online News Consumption | PANDA
Requester: CMU-HEC Paris Online Behavior Research [A2K0WPUJ6DO8AH]
TurkerView: [ $16.49 / hour ]
Description: We invite you to participate in a 10 minutes research study about news and information. This survey is currently available for U.S. participants who are at least 18 years old.
Duration: 30 Min
Available: 0
Reward: $1.50
Qualifications:

• Total approved HITs GreaterThan 10000,
• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 98,
• Location EqualTo US,
• Ver_Completed DoesNotExist

[36DWM50OGMVR9UN5Q84CXE1QE3LKEB]​

 

Title: Sexual Assault Experiences and Eating Behaviors (~35 minutes; $1.25) | PANDA
Requester: Technology & Personality Lab Union College [A2WG6CQ2G0LEU9]
TurkerView: [ $8.99 / hour ]
Description: Answer a survey about your experiences with sexual assault and your eating behaviors
Duration: 60 Min
Available: 6
Reward: $1.25
Qualifications:

• Gender - Female EqualTo 1,
• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 96,
• Total approved HITs GreaterThan 50,
• Location EqualTo US,

[3MQQ4RVXB7IMER5WJOGF3K2WUREA2F]​

 

Nicholas Berente [A2S535O72RDZKT] Life with Robots(~ 5 minutes) - $0.50 | PANDA

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$7.41 / hour
00:04:03 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications: Exc: [7487471-233657] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs >= 1000; HIT approval rate (%) >= 99; CR Research Group #1 >= 100; Location In US;

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Giulia Maimone [A3C1MEOVGUMUQR] Short decision making study(~ 2 minutes) - $0.30 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$22.50 / hour
00:00:48 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: 12 seconds ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs <= 500000; Exc: [181582664-234340] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 95; CR Research Group #1 >= 100; Location In US;

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Booze and tequila salts. Problem solved. You're welcome.

 

That was actually the problem. Some of the audio clips were blatantly racist against Asians, and exceeded parody levels of fake accents. My give-a-damn broke so where I had to write in "what's in this picture" I was going balls-to-the-wall satire, and it wasn't expressedly prohibited. If the requestor can troll me, I can dish it right back out, especially for $6.

 

Ipek Demirdag [A2WQ8FKGKDSRA4] Attitudes Study(~ 10 minutes) - $0.60 | PANDA

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$8.28 / hour
00:04:21 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Very Low (HIT Last Seen: 66 minutes ago)
Qualifications: Exc: [-1656718122-234021] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs >= 1000; HIT approval rate (%) >= 99; Location In US;

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I'm only kidding. But really, back when I donated plasma and had my yearly physical (in June, of all months, to stay hydrated in) I would call ahead and schedule my appt. and before I left the apt. I would drink a glass of 1tbs saltwater. I had zero issues peeing into a cup on demand. And for like 12 hours afterwards.

 

IllinoisMobile [A2YSHGFWWWP1B3] 10 Min. Survey: Workaholism - $0.60 | PANDA

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$7.97 / hour
00:04:31 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:
The questions have the tiniest text size I've ever seen.

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications: workaholism CFA EFA1 ANOVA DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs > 100; HIT approval rate (%) > 95; Location EqualTo US;

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Hello, and welcome to How to Tank Your Kidneys 101. I'm your host, terrible ideas!

 

I don't know who needs to hear this, but please don't take medical advice from Internet strangers. Talk to a doctor instead. This has been your bi-weekly PSA.