8/21 - Cranky Sue's WARMONGERING TUESDAY

Oh I totally freaking know what we're all pitching in for this year on Christmas.

 

lol its our old one that cooked unevenly that I replaced a while ago with a fancy ninja one

 

I'll just leave this here

https://turkerview.com/
https://turkerview.com/mturk-scripts/1-TurkerViewJS

Spoiler

what's your dream crockpot @ChrisTurk

 

Title: Brief survey and card sorting task (only some workers will qualify) | PANDA
Requester: mturk-jm [AC9DGG7FI3SFF]
TurkerView: [ $18.03 / hour ]
Description: -
Duration: 00:30:00
Available: 1
Reward: $1.50
Qualifications:

• Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 1
• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90
• Location EqualTo US

[3M2FS5OFY9RVZ5V8NQLCMFBOQ6VSIJ]​

 

one way plane ticket to san francisco?

 

send to:

Lair of Unspeakable Evil
North Pole, Maybe
Earth

 

Fritz Breithaupt [A4OBNQLPCRGYV] Retell three short stories (10 min.) - $1.00 | PANDA

[37T7WAXICGH2WS7QPSF3J5X6T74Y2Z]​

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$9.81 / hour
00:06:07 / completion time

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Cons:

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wait. Who is the black order?

 

guys I'm not even kidding I tried to make a guiness world record joke but the fact the top link is already purple just speaks for itself:

 

Erik Maier [AZ5II2IGFSAEH] Evaluate a series of 9 armchairs (< 4 mins) - $0.27 | PANDA

[3DPZKFEUURGTNFMGUER9SZTPHJC4IJ]​

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$8.03 / hour
00:02:01 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

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Kariyushi Rao [A18NBQ046IR47F] 10-minute experiment about predictions - $2.00 | PANDA

[3ZY19HV00AX9OS8FYOI3O4HXFMVSGW]​

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$29.51 / hour
00:04:04 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

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CB.CBBR [A3OTA19SLO1HVN] Very short academic survey about consumer behavior (Total duration: ~3 mins) - $0.35 | PANDA

[3PUN5J88E7KKVUWCKX6EOL461T3AD5]​

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$7.83 / hour
00:02:41 / completion time

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Cons:

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Interpersonal Perception [A2NORX60WEJVCL] Face It! A Face Perception Study (mouse required, less than 5 mins) - $0.75 | PANDA

[3VPHDNYYW057Y7XERPTHHVVIBPKXOZ]​

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$8.28 / hour
00:05:26 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:
Pretty annoying layout.

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https://www.amazon.com/dp/B013S2HPFE/?tag=thtv02-20

$700 dollar crockpot.

Someone is seriously going to have to convince me how this could possibly be worth that price.

 

There's a larger crockpot for a fraction of the price in recommendations.

 

Chris,

Badge trading on forums when?

You could monetize this!

 

GeorgetownMSBResearch [A1VSOQ6MXD1E1J] Short survey on consumer topics (4/17/18 - B) (YOU MAY ONLY COMPLETE 1 HIT IN THIS GROUP) - $1.00 | PANDA

[31QOF9ABLNLFE2EKHANRYFTMVKH1L9]​

Underpaid

Unrated

Unrated

$5.61 / hour
00:10:42 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:
• Felt like it would never end
• No progress indicator
• Mild writing

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I would do dirty unspeakable things to the person who bought me a $700 crock pot

but i'm not <insert sexy celeb crush of your dreams> so that doesn't really cover the last sentence

 

hahahaahaa this joke just revives itself so well all the time.

it's like it doesn't want to die.